I am pleased to resurrect it for you. Ten Jew Berry Mud.
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This is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest and room-service at a hotel in Asia.
It was published in the Far East Economic Review
Room Service (RS): "Morny. Ruin sorbees"
Hotel guest (HG): "Sorry, I thought I dialed Room Service"
RS: "Rye...ruin sorbees...morny! Djewish to odor sunteen?"
HG: "Uh...yes. I'd like some bacon and eggs."
RS: "Ow July den?
HG: "What?"
RS: "Ow July den? Pry, boy, pooch?"
HG: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled, please."
RS: "Ow July dee baychem...crease?"
HG: "Crisp will be fine."
RS: "Hokay. An San Toes?
HG: "What?"
RS: "San Toes. July san toes?
HG: "I don't think so..."
RS: "No? Judo one toes?"
HG: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'Judo one toes' means."
RS: "Toes! Toes! Why djew Don Juan toes? Ow bow Singlish mopping we bother?"
HG: "English muffin! I've got it! You were saying 'Toast'! Fine. Yes, an English muffin will be fine."
RS: "We bother?"
HG: "No... just put the bother on the side."
RS: "Wad?"
HG: "I mean butter...just put it on the side."
RS: "Copy?"
HG: "Sorry?"
RS: "Copy...tea...mill?"
HG: "Yes. Coffee please, and that's all."
RS: "Juan Minnie...Ass Ruin too-rine-o-flee, strangle ache, crease baychem, Singlish mopping we bother sigh, and copy...rye?"
HG: "Whatever you say."
RS: "Tenjewberrymud!"
HG: "You're Welcome."
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